If offended by the contents of the Newsletters, DON'T read the following
material. If you insist, do so at your own risk. Being an equal opportunity
offender, all political figures of any political persuasion or party at
any level of government are fair game. If you've heard a particularly good
one lately, be sure to share it with the rest of us. I'll publish it, provided
it's NOT obscene, -- nor any more vulgar or offensive than other pages
on this website. Again, proceed reading at your own risk. ... Almost forgot,
-- with rare exception, the cowardly failure of the community to financially
support this publication is stunningly pitiful and selfish. Worse yet,
the sickening defense and excuse of cowardice by some is appalling. If
readers care so little for this community and each other, why should I?
For some strange reason, an extraordinarily bright young guy desperately wanted a job with the U.S. Postal Service. Having been rejected by postal authorities for excessive intelligence, he was quite despondent.
Learning of a new laser medical procedure designed to precisely shave IQ points, he eagerly made an appointment. Strapped in the chair and prepped to go, the physician then turned on the machine. The digital meter read 198...197...196...195, and continued to drop.
Unfortunately, the doctor was interrupted by a phone call from his wife when he suddenly realized he had a procedure in progress. Aghast, he quickly looked at the meter seeing it read 10...9...8...7...6 when he frantically shut off the switch.
Desperately wanting to see how much damage he had inadvertently inflicted on his patient, he asked the man to say something, -- anything. The man quickly responded: "Hello. My name is George W. Bush, and I'm running for the Presidency of the United States.
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The outrageously offensive, irreverent, wacky, unabashed Ledger dictionary defines immaculate deception as miracuously finding a box of missing FBI files in the Presidential living quarters. Who's to blame? ... Why the President and her husband, of course!